Saturday, April 24, 2010
It's in his genes
Friday, April 23, 2010
La Famiglia
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Dying for your vote
Monday, April 19, 2010
Titan loves the broom
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Runner's high, runner's low
Friday, April 16, 2010
Why have a dog?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Gnome More
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Taking a bite out of crime-fighters
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Training, a Shih Tzu
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Intelligence not required
Friday, April 9, 2010
Intervention
Addictions, dependencies, habits, whatever.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
How come this doesn't happen on my American flights?
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Another problem caused by deforestation
Monday, April 5, 2010
I don't need no stinkin' iPad
Sunday, April 4, 2010
I'll just play with my balls
Friday, April 2, 2010
Insult to injury
A father buries his Marine son, killed in Iraq, only to have some wacko religious group from Kansas protest at his funeral. The father sues and wins, and on appeal, it is reversed. Now the court wants the grieving father to pay these nut jobs, as they hide behind their "constitutional rights".
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Fast track to recovery
It looks like some states have found a way to a “speedy” economic recovery.
The recession has hit almost everyone, so now states are going to recoup lost revenues by taking away that little 5-10 mph cushion we all have had when driving over the speed limit.
Officer: “Do you realize how fast you were going?”
Driver: “Ah, yes Officer. I was doing 35mph.”
Officer: “I should cuff you and throw your ass in jail right now. You were going 3 miles over the speed limit buddy.”
Driver: “But officer, I’m driving a Toyota.”
Officer: “Good answer, but here’s your damn ticket anyway. The governor needs the money.”
Written warnings may be a thing of the past. If you have one, frame it. It might become a collectable in a few years.
“It could happen.”
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