Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

10. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

8. A dog's parents never visit.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

5. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

4. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

3. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

2. If your dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And the number one reason to have a dog instead of a wife:

1. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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