It looks like some states have found a way to a “speedy” economic recovery.
The recession has hit almost everyone, so now states are going to recoup lost revenues by taking away that little 5-10 mph cushion we all have had when driving over the speed limit.
Officer: “Do you realize how fast you were going?”
Driver: “Ah, yes Officer. I was doing 35mph.”
Officer: “I should cuff you and throw your ass in jail right now. You were going 3 miles over the speed limit buddy.”
Driver: “But officer, I’m driving a Toyota.”
Officer: “Good answer, but here’s your damn ticket anyway. The governor needs the money.”
Written warnings may be a thing of the past. If you have one, frame it. It might become a collectable in a few years.
“It could happen.”
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Huh! 10mph? In Scotland you're lucky if they give you 10% over the limit and that's if they're feeling in a good mood!
ReplyDeleteBut are you talking 10% over the drinking limit in Scotland Ralph? We couldn't keep up with you guys.
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